Mario's condoms for his mushroom

Someone needs to turn this videogame-inspired condom packaging design concept into reality, because I really want to see the look on my significant other's face when I inform him that we're out of Donkey Shlong.

Designer Ben Marsh justifies the whimsical—albeit somewhat impractical—packaging concept as a way to promote safer sex:

"The packaging aims to create a desire to purchase the product for aesthetic reasons, rather than the necessity of condoms. Simply by owning the product, safe sex is promoted."